peach mango pie

had lunch with gladys at sinangag express and in need of something sugary after that uncooked looking eggs we opted to take a visit at jollibee. Coincidentally, gladys and i wanted peach mango pie so i told the jolly lady ill have 2. grabbing the opportunity, the lady told us we can have 3 pies for only 44 pesos instead of 2 for 36 pesos (needless to say 1 peach mango pie costs 18 pesos). So gladys and i agreed to take the 3 pies and gave 22 pesos each. Before we came into the office, gladys took a pie and with an i-mean-business look on her face said "oi kung imo na kanon ang usa kay bayari ko ha" (something like that). Hours passed i still didnt touch the third pie until my officemate who seems to be hungry all the time said "hala lami lagi ni" so I being the generous one told him "cge imo nana". Had to warn you that gladys is just the type of person who computes money matters to the last centavo. But in this case, i think she has crossed the limits. I, being the honest one, told her "gurl, pila ako bayran sa last pie". Once again with that i-mean-business look on her face she replied "9". 'Grabeh kaau... unsa ni tulis?!!!' I think I'm supposed to pay only 8 pesos since 44-36 is 8. After a minute of argument, I, being the good one, gave in and paid 9 pesos but this time i threw back an i-mean-business look on my face and said "Bantay lng ka".